Bordom is Opression of Fun

Too many people I know are bored out of their heads right now. I am one of the victims of this all-too-popular state of being. I think it is caused by oppressive parents and stupid places with nothing to do. Funny enough it completely backfires. When you're bored you do the craziest things ever, like hang on the back of moving cars with roller blades. Boredom defines popular culture. Flick on MTV and half the things they show are out of sheer boredom. Jackass is a full length movie about bored people. There is never anything to do, and nowhere to do it. Why is that?

Ask you're parents what they used to do when they were our age. The answers range from getting high after school to hanging out in the city. The stories my parents have of what they do when they were young are many and amazing. How many of these things would my mom let me do? The answer: none. I'm allowed to go nowhere by myself. I can't go to friends houses without adults there.

(I'll rant about adults later)

My mom gets mad at me for doing nothing and say I'm bored. Although it is not my fault. It's YOURS. I am bored because you let me do nothing. There isn't anything to do, and this leads teenagers to find something to do. When teenagers are bored bad things happen. (Newton's Laws of Physics.) If you want to know how to stop us from doing shit, give us stuff to do. Offer to take a couple friends to the movies or something.

Conclusion: Teenagers have a bad rap for causing trouble, and doing stupid things. You blame the media, but we blame you. It's not our fault we can't drive anywhere or do anything without your permission. It's your fault everything you say is no. We will keep ourselves occupied in stupid ways as long as the oppression of fun continues